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\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e: \u0915\u092e\u093e\u0932 \u0939\u0948, \u0906\u0926\u0924 \u092d\u0940 \u0935\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948!!\u00a0😀<\/p>\n

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\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e, \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u0938\u0947:
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\u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930:
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\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e:
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GST \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?
\n\u0906\u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u092d\u091f\u094d\u091f: \u201cGoodnight Sweetdreams Takecare\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0947 LATEST JOKES<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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\u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940 : There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.
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\u0905\u0927\u094d\u092f\u093e\u092a\u0915:
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\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e:
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\u0917\u093e\u0901\u0935 \u0915\u0947 \u092d\u094b\u0932\u0947 \u0932\u094b\u0917\u2026\u2026\u2026..\u0936\u0939\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0930\u093f\u0938\u0947\u092a\u094d\u0936\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0917\u090f<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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