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\n\u201c\u092d\u093e\u0908 \u0938\u093e\u0939\u092c, \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0938\u094b\u091a \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b?\u201d<\/p>\n
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=========================<\/p>\n
\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0906\u092a \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u2026.?<\/p>\n
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\n\u0909\u0928\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0938\u092b\u0932\u0924\u093e \u092a\u094d\u0930\u093e\u092a\u094d\u0924 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948 !
\n\u0914\u0930 \u0909\u0928\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u0940\u0930\u094d\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0942\u0930\u0947 \u0935\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0935 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092b\u0948\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/p>\n
\u092f\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u094b<\/p>\n
\u0928\u093e\u0936\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0939\u0940 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u090f\u0902 \u2026.<\/p>\n
\u0914\u0931 \u092b\u093f\u0930\u2026.<\/p>\n
\u2026\u0924\u0941\u0930\u0902\u0924 \u0926\u092b\u094d\u0924\u0930 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u0932 \u091c\u093e\u092f\u0947\u0902 \u0964\u0964<\/p>\n
=========================<\/p>\n
\u092a\u0941\u0932\u093f\u0938 \u091f\u094d\u0930\u0947\u0928\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u0947 \u0926\u094c\u0930\u093e\u0928 , \u0905\u092b\u0938\u0930 \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e : \u2018\u092f\u0947 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 ?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u092c\u0902\u0924\u093e : \u201c\u0938\u0930 , \u092c\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0942\u0915 \u0939\u0948 \u2026!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u0905\u092b\u0938\u0930 : \u201c\u092f\u0947 \u092c\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0942\u0915 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 ! \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0907\u091c\u093c\u094d\u091c\u093c\u0924 \u0939\u0948 , \u0936\u093e\u0928 \u0939\u0948 , \u092f\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u093e\u0901 . !!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0905\u092b\u0938\u0930 \u0928\u0947 \u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093f\u092a\u093e\u0939\u0940 \u0930\u092e\u0947\u0936 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e : \u201c\u092f\u0947 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 ?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u0930\u092e\u0947\u0936 : \u201c\u0938\u0930 , \u092f\u0947 \u092c\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u0948 , \u0909\u0938\u0915\u0940 \u0907\u091c\u093c\u094d\u091c\u093c\u0924 \u0939\u0948 , \u0909\u0938\u0915\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0928 \u0939\u0948 \u0914\u0930 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u094c\u0938\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u094c\u0938\u0940 ..!<\/p>\n
\u0938\u0930 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936<\/p>\n
=========================<\/p>\n
\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e -: \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0906\u092a CA \u0915\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u092c\u0928\u0947 ??<\/p>\n
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\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e: \u0939\u093e\u0902, \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902, \u0907\u0938\u0940\u0932\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u092a\u0942\u091b \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901
\n\u0915\u093f
\n\u0906\u092a CA \u0915\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u092c\u0928\u0947 \u2026???<\/p>\n
\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e- \u0926\u0947 \u0925\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0921\u093c\u2026<\/p>\n
=========================<\/p>\n
\u092e\u0941\u0915\u0947\u0936 \u0905\u092e\u094d\u092c\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091f\u0940 \u0930\u0916\u0940..<\/p>\n
\u0938\u092c\u0915\u094b \u090f\u0915 \u0939\u0949\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u093f\u0920\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0917\u092f\u093e<\/p>\n
\u0924\u092d\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u0918\u094b\u0937\u0923\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0908 \u2026.<\/p>\n
2 \u0930\u0941\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u0928\u0932\u093f\u092e\u093f\u091f\u0947\u0921 \u092c\u094d\u0930\u0947\u0915\u092b\u093e\u0938\u094d\u091f ☕\u2026.<\/p>\n
\u0938\u092c \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u0916\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0906\u0930\u093e\u092e \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u0948\u0920 \u0917\u090f\u2026<\/p>\n
\u0935\u0939\u093e\u0902 \u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u0918\u094b\u0937\u0923\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0908<\/p>\n
1 \u0930\u0941\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u0928\u0932\u093f\u092e\u093f\u091f\u0947\u0921 \u0932\u0902\u091a \u2026.<\/p>\n
\u0938\u092c \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0914\u0930 \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u092d\u0940 \u0935\u0939\u093e\u0902 \u092a\u0939\u0941\u0902\u091a\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u0930\u093e \u0939\u0949\u0932 \u090f\u0915\u0926\u092e \u092b\u0941\u0932<\/p>\n
\u0938\u092c \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0947 \u092d\u0930\u092a\u0947\u091f \u0916\u093e\u092f\u093e<\/p>\n
\u0936\u093e\u092e \u0915\u094b\u2026.<\/p>\n
\u0935\u0939\u093e\u0902 \u0924\u0940\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u0918\u094b\u0937\u0923\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0908<\/p>\n
50 \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u0928\u0932\u093f\u092e\u093f\u091f\u0947\u0921 \u0921\u093f\u0928\u0930 \u2026.<\/p>\n
\u092a\u0942\u0930\u093e \u0917\u093e\u0902\u0935 \u0906 \u0917\u092f\u093e.. \u0938\u092c \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b \u0928\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u092d\u0930 \u092a\u0947\u091f \u0916\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0916\u093e\u092f\u093e\u2026<\/p>\n
\u0924\u092d\u0940 \u092b\u093f\u0930\u0938\u0947 \u0918\u094b\u0937\u0923\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0908..<\/p>\n
25 \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u0928\u0932\u093f\u092e\u093f\u091f\u0947\u0921 \u0938\u094d\u0935\u0940\u091f \u0921\u093f\u0936<\/p>\n
\u092c\u0938 \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0924\u094b \u0906\u0938\u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u0947 \u0917\u0949\u0935\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u092d\u0940 \u091f\u0942\u091f \u092a\u095c\u0947<\/p>\n
\u0905\u092d\u0940 \u0935\u094b \u0916\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0925\u0947 \u2026..<\/p>\n
\u0924\u092d\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u0914\u0930 \u0918\u094b\u0937\u0923\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0908<\/p>\n
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