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Chantu :<\/strong> Oye ! What are you doing?
\nBantu :<\/strong> Recording this Baby’s voice.
\nChantu :<\/strong> Why ?
\nBantu :<\/strong> When he grows up, I will ask him what he meant by this..<\/p>\n

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GF :<\/strong> My heart is like Mobile and you are like a SIM Card.
\nBF :<\/strong> I am very happy to hear this..
\nGF :<\/strong> Don’t be too happy ? If I get a new offer, I will change the SIM card.<\/p>\n

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Maths Teacher :<\/strong> What is a Line?
\nPappu :<\/strong> A line is a dot that is going for a walk.
\nMaths teacher :<\/strong> Then what are parallel lines?
\nPappu :<\/strong> A dot going for a walk with his Girlfriend.<\/p>\n

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Santa :<\/strong> What is the DIFFERENCE Between COFFEE SHOP<\/strong> and WINE SHOP<\/strong>?
\nBanta :<\/strong> Coffee Shop is the starting point of LOVE<\/strong> and Wine Shop is the last point of LOVE<\/strong> !!!<\/p>\n

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A son says to his father,<\/strong> ‘ Dad I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man does’t know his wife until he marries her.’
\nDays says,<\/strong> ‘Son, this Happens Everywhere.’<\/p>\n

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