{"id":112671,"date":"2017-04-28T17:25:48","date_gmt":"2017-04-28T11:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=112671"},"modified":"2017-04-28T17:26:07","modified_gmt":"2017-04-28T11:56:07","slug":"happy-jokes-of-teacher-students","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/happy-jokes-of-teacher-students\/","title":{"rendered":"TEACHER-STUDENTS \u0915\u0947 \u092e\u095b\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u092a\u0922\u0947\u0902 \u0914\u0930 \u0939\u0902\u0938\u0924\u0947 \u0930\u0939\u0947\u0902"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u092e\u0930\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u092a\u0930\u093f\u0902\u0926\u093e 😤😤😆😆<\/span>
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\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u0935\u0938\u0928\u094d\u0924\u092a\u0902\u091a\u092e\u0940 😂😂😂😂😂<\/span><\/p>\n

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\n\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0938\u0940?<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u092b\u0947\u0938\u092c\u0941\u0915 😂😜<\/span><\/p>\n

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\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0915\u094d\u092f \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0905\u0935\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0939\u093f\u0924 \u0939\u0948 \u0914\u0930 \u0926\u0941\u0938\u0930\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0915\u094d\u092f \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0935\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0939\u093f\u0924 \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 \u0905\u092d\u0940 \u0924\u0915 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936 \u0939\u0948\u0964😂 😃 😃<\/span><\/p>\n

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\n\u0938\u094d\u091f\u0941\u0921\u0947\u0928\u094d\u091f \u2013 \u091b\u0947\u0926\u2026😂😂😂😂😂<\/span>
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\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u0938\u0930 , 10 \u0906\u092e<\/span>
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