{"id":113586,"date":"2017-05-01T17:22:26","date_gmt":"2017-05-01T11:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=113586"},"modified":"2017-05-01T17:29:37","modified_gmt":"2017-05-01T11:59:37","slug":"very-funny-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/very-funny-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0932\u0947\u091f\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f FUNNY JOKES"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n\u092a\u095c\u094b\u0938\u0940: \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092a\u093f\u091f \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 \u0915\u094b\u2026?<\/span>
\n\u092c\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e: \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0907\u0938\u0915\u094b \u0915\u0939\u093e \u0915\u093f 1-1 \u0938\u0940\u0922\u0940 \u091b\u094b\u095c\u0915\u0930 \u091a\u095d, \u091a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0932 \u0915\u092e \u0918\u093f\u0938\u0947\u0917\u0940\u2026! \u0928\u093e\u0932\u093e\u092f\u0915 2-2 \u0938\u0940\u095d\u0940 \u091b\u094b\u095c\u0915\u0930 \u091a\u095d\u093e,\u092a\u093e\u091c\u093e\u092e\u093e \u092b\u093e\u095c \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e\u2026!😂😝\ufffd<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

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\n\u090f\u0915 \u0918\u0902\u091f\u093e \u0932\u0917\u093e \u092f\u0939 \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u093f \u0935\u0939 \u201c\u0928\u093e\u0936\u092a\u0924\u093f \u201d \u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0925\u0940\u0964😂😝😂<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n\u0921\u093e\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930-\u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092a\u0924\u0932\u093e \u0906\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948?<\/span>
\n\u092c\u0901\u091f\u0940 \u2013 \u0938\u092e\u091d \u0932\u094b \u0915\u093f \u0906\u092a \u0909\u0938 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0941\u0932\u094d\u0932\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b 😛😛😀😊😂😜<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

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\n\u0906\u092a \u092f\u0915\u0940\u0928 \u092e\u093e\u0928\u094b \u092f\u0926\u093f \u0939\u0915\u0940\u0915\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0910\u0938\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0924\u094b\u2026.. \u0905\u092c \u0924\u0915 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0935\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f\u0907\u0902\u0921\u0940\u091c \u092c\u0928 \u091a\u0941\u0915\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Employee : \u0939\u0947\u0932\u094b \u092c\u0949\u0938, \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u091f\u0947\u0930\u0930\u093f\u0938\u094d\u091f \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0915\u095c \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0926\u094b\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u0915\u093e\u091f \u0926\u093f\u090f, \u0906\u0901\u0916 \u092b\u094b\u095c \u0926\u0940, \u0915\u093f\u0921\u0928\u0940 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0932 \u0932\u0940<\/span>
\nBoss : \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0932\u0947\u2026. \u0939\u094b \u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0906\u091c\u093e, \u0906\u091c Audit \u0939\u0948. 😝😝😝<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

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\n\u0924\u092d\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u095c\u094b\u0938\u0940 : \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u0905\u092c \u0906\u0917\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0938\u094b\u091a\u093e \u0939\u0948?<\/span>
\n\u0938\u094d\u091f\u0942\u0921\u0947\u0902\u091f: \u092c\u0938 \u0905\u0902\u0915\u0932, \u091f\u0902\u0915\u0940 \u092d\u0930\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0940, \u092e\u094b\u091f\u0930 \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0902\u0917\u093e..<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n\u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0930\u093f\u0913 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u094b \u0915\u0943\u092a\u092f\u093e \u092e\u093e\u0930\u093f\u0913 \u092c\u093f\u0938\u094d\u0915\u093f\u091f \u0915\u093e \u0906\u0915\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u092e \u0915\u0940\u091c\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u092f\u093e \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0915\u092a \u092c\u0928\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0915\u0902\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u0930\u0915\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0926\u0947\u0916\u0947\u0902\u0964😂😂<\/span>
\n\u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u093e Parle G \u0935\u093e\u0932\u094b\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u0928\u093f\u0935\u0947\u0926\u0928 \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u092c\u093f\u0938\u094d\u0915\u093f\u091f \u0915\u0947 \u0918\u094b\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0925\u094b\u0921\u093e \u0938\u093e \u0905\u0902\u092c\u0941\u091c\u093e \u0938\u0940\u092e\u0947\u0902\u091f \u092d\u0940 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u0947\u0902\u0964 \u091a\u093e\u092f \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0921\u0941\u092c\u094b\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0917\u093c\u0936 \u0916\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0909\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u092a \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0906\u0924\u094d\u092e\u0939\u0924\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0932\u0947\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964😂😝😂<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u0935\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0939 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 ?<\/span>
\n\u0935\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0939 \u090f\u0915 \u0910\u0938\u093e \u0917\u0920\u092c\u0902\u0927\u0928 \u0939\u0948 \u091c\u093f\u0938\u092e\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 2 \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0915\u0930 \u0909\u0928 \u0938\u092e\u0938\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0913\u0902 \u0915\u094b \u0938\u0941\u0932\u091d\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u092d\u0930 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u092f\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948 \u091c\u094b \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u0939\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 😂😂😂<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n\u0938\u093e\u0932\u093e 6 \u0939\u092a\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0917\u093f\u0928\u0924\u0947-\u0917\u093f\u0928\u0924\u0947 \u0915\u0949\u0932\u0947\u091c \u0915\u0947 \u091c\u093c\u092e\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0915\u0940 \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u092c\u093e\u0932 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b\u0902 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u0940\u2026\u092a\u0930 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0928\u093f\u0916\u093e\u0930 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0906\u092f\u093e\u2026.😏😏😏<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

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\n\u092a\u0941\u0930\u0941\u0937 \u0930\u091c\u0928\u0940\u0917\u0902\u0927\u093e \u0938\u0947 \u0914\u0930<\/span>
\n\u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e\u090f\u0901 \u092b\u0947\u092f\u0930 \u090f\u0923\u094d\u0921 \u0932\u0935\u0932\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u2026.<\/span>
\n\u092c\u093e\u0915\u0940 \u0921\u093f\u0917\u094d\u0930\u0940 \u2013 \u0935\u093f\u0917\u094d\u0930\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u0938\u092c \u092e\u094b\u0939\u092e\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u092d\u093e\u0908\u2026😏😏😂😂😂😁<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\u092e\u0941\u0928\u094d\u0928\u093e \u092d\u093e\u0908 \u0915\u0947 \u0918\u0930 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940 \u0939\u0941\u0908<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0930\u094d\u0915\u091f : \u092d\u093e\u0908 \u0905\u092c \u0924\u094b \u092e\u094b\u0939\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0947 \u0907\u0938\u0915\u094b \u0932\u093e\u0907\u0928 \u092e\u093e\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947<\/span>
\n\u092e\u0941\u0928\u094d\u0928\u093e : \u0924\u0942 \u095e\u093f\u0915\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u0924 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0947 , \u0905\u092a\u0941\u0928 \u0907\u0938\u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e \u0926\u0940\u0926\u0940 \u0930\u0916\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947\u0964 😂😂😂😁<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u093e : \u0915\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0932\u093f\u0915 \u0928\u0947 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u0947 2:30 \u092c\u091c\u0947 \u091a\u094b\u0930 \u092a\u0915\u095c\u093e<\/span>
\n\u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u093e \u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u093e : \u0924\u0942 \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0925\u093e ?<\/span>
\n\u092a\u0939\u0932\u093e \u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u093e : \u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u0907\u0928\u094d\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091c\u094b \u0938\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0928\u0947\u091f \u091a\u0932\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0930\u0939\u0942\u0901 \u2026. \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u0906\u0930\u093e\u092e \u0938\u0947 \u0938\u094b \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e\u0964😂😂😂😁<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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