{"id":115119,"date":"2017-05-06T16:03:01","date_gmt":"2017-05-06T10:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=115119"},"modified":"2017-05-06T16:17:22","modified_gmt":"2017-05-06T10:47:22","slug":"latest-funny-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/latest-funny-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"LATEST FUNNY \u0914\u0930 \u0926\u092e\u093e\u0915\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">\u092d\u0915\u094d\u0924 : \u092c\u093e\u092c\u093e \u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901, \u091c\u0949\u092c \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0932\u0917 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0909\u092a\u093e\u092f \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000\">\u092c\u093e\u092c\u093e : \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0938\u0940 \u092c\u094d\u0930\u093e\u0902\u091a \u0939\u0948 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