{"id":118135,"date":"2017-05-16T16:31:09","date_gmt":"2017-05-16T11:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=118135"},"modified":"2017-05-16T16:31:09","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T11:01:09","slug":"jokes-in-hindi-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/jokes-in-hindi-29\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092a\u0922\u093c\u093e\u090a\u0901 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b \u0906\u091c"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_118137\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-118137\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-118137\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/jokes-in-hindi.jpg\" alt=\"jokes in hindi\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/jokes-in-hindi.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/jokes-in-hindi-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-118137\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes in hindi<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u094b lakdi \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e ?<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n. . .<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n. .. . .<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n. .<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n. .<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n?<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n. .<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n. .<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n. . .<br \/>\n&#8230; .<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u091c\u0902\u0917\u0932 \u091c\u093e \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u0947\u0921\u093c \u0938\u0947 \u0924\u094b\u0921\u093c \u0932\u094b ! 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\u091c\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<br \/>\n\u0924\u093e\u091c\u092e\u0939\u0932 \u092c\u0928\u093e\u092f\u0947\u0917\u093e \u092d\u093f\u0916\u093e\u0930\u0940.&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>\u092e\u093e\u0938\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u091c\u0940- \u0926\u0942\u0927 \u0915\u094b \u0926\u0939\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0926\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u091c\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0923\u0941 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 ?<\/p>\n<p>\u0939\u0930\u092f\u093e\u0923\u0935\u0940 \u091b\u093e\u0924\u094d\u0930- \u0906\u092a\u0915\u093e \u092a\u094d\u0930\u0936\u094d\u0928 \u0939\u0940 \u0917\u0932\u0924 \u0939\u0948 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0926\u0942\u0927 \u0915\u094b \u0926\u0939\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0926\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0915\u094b \u091c\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0923\u0941 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u091c\u093e\u092e\u0923 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902|<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>\u091c\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092f\u0926\u093f \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0906\u092a\u0938\u0947 \u092f\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u0947 &#8220;\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0916\u094b\u092f\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092a\u093e\u092f\u093e &#8220;\u0939\u0948???&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0924\u094b \u092a\u0941\u0930\u0947 \u0935\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0935\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0915\u0939\u0928\u093e \u0915\u093f<br \/>\n\u091c\u094b \u0917\u093e\u091c\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0932\u0941\u0935\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0921\u093e\u0932\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948 \u0935\u094b \u0916\u094b\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948<br \/>\n\u0914\u0930<br \/>\n\u091c\u094b \u0916\u091f\u093f\u092f\u093e \u092e\u0947 \u0928\u0940\u091a\u0947 \u091a\u093e\u0930 \u0921\u0902\u0921\u0947 \u0916\u0921\u0947 \u0939\u0948 \u0935\u094b \u092a\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/p>\n<p>\u0939\u092e\u0947\u0936\u093e 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\u0930\u0916\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u0915\u093f<\/p>\n<p>\u0906\u092a \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0905\u0928\u094d\u092f \u0935\u094d\u092f\u0915\u094d\u0924\u093f \u0915\u094b \u092f\u0939 \u092b\u0932<\/p>\n<p>\u0907\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u091b\u093f\u0932\u0915\u0947, \u0930\u0938, \u0917\u0942\u0926\u0947 \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0940\u091c \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u092f\u093e \u0909\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0926\u0947 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0947<br \/>\n\u0939\u0948\u0902..\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0918\u094b\u0937\u0923\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902 \u0915\u093f<\/p>\n<p>\u0906\u091c \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0907\u0938 \u0938\u0902\u0924\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0902\u092c\u0902\u0927\u093f\u0924 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u0915\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0926 \u0935\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0926, \u091d\u0917\u0921\u093c\u0947 \u0915\u0940 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