{"id":118431,"date":"2017-05-17T16:06:55","date_gmt":"2017-05-17T10:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=118431"},"modified":"2017-05-17T17:06:26","modified_gmt":"2017-05-17T11:36:26","slug":"father-and-son-funny-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/father-and-son-funny-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"FATHER \u0914\u0930 SON \u0915\u0947 \u0927\u092e\u093e\u0915\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e : \u092b\u094b\u0928 \u092a\u0930 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0925\u093e? 😒<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0925\u093e 😊<\/span>
\n\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e : \u0935\u093e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0935 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0924\u093e \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0925\u093e? 😡<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u0938\u0902\u091c\u092f \u0926\u0924\u094d\u0924 😂😂😂😂😂😂<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 \u0938\u0941\u0927\u0930 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u0907\u0938\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u092a\u093f\u091f\u0924\u093e \u0930\u0939\u0947\u0917\u093e 😂😂😂<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e: \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e, \u0906\u092a \u092a\u0930\u0947\u0936\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u0948\u0902?<\/span>
\n\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e : \u091c\u093f\u0928\u0915\u0947 \u0928\u0938\u0940\u092c \u092e\u0947\u0902\u0938\u0941\u0916 \u0928 \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0939\u094b \u0928\u093e \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e, \u0909\u0928\u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u091b\u0941\u091f\u094d\u091f\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092d\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u092f\u0915\u0947 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u0940 😁😁😁<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0914\u0930 15 \u0938\u093e\u0932 \u0915\u093e \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u090f\u0915 \u0939\u094b\u091f\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0917\u090f\u2026<\/span>
\n\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e- \u0935\u0947\u091f\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093f\u092f\u0930 🍺 \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0906\u0908\u0938\u0915\u094d\u0930\u0940\u092e \u0932\u093e\u0913 🍦,<\/span>
\n\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u2013 \u0906\u0908\u0938\u0915\u094d\u0930\u0940\u092e 🍦 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e, \u0906\u092a \u092d\u0940 \u092c\u093f\u092f\u0930 🍺 \u0932\u0940\u091c\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u0928\u093e,<\/span>
\n\u0926\u0947..\u091a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0932..\u092a\u0947..\u091a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0932 😁😁😁<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e : \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0906\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0910\u0938\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0916\u093e \u091c\u094b \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930 \u0932\u0940 ?<\/span>
\n\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e : \u0909\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0917\u093e\u0932 \u0915\u093e \u091a\u094b\u091f \u0938\u093e \u0924\u093f\u0932<\/span>
\n\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e : \u0915\u092e\u093e\u0932 \u0939\u0948 !!! \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0940 \u091b\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u091a\u0940\u091c \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u092c\u095c\u0940 \u092e\u0941\u0938\u0940\u092c\u0924 \u092e\u094b\u0932 \u0932\u0947 \u0932\u0940 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0930\u093f\u092a\u094b\u0930\u094d\u091f \u0915\u093e\u0930\u094d\u0921 \u092a\u0930 \u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u0902\u0917\u0942\u0920\u093e \u0932\u0917\u093e\u092f\u093e\u2026<\/span>
\n\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e :- \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0906\u092a \u0924\u094b \u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930 \u0939\u094b, \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092f\u0947 \u0905\u0902\u0917\u0942\u0920\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902?😯<\/span>
\n\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e:- \u0939\u0930\u093e\u092e\u0916\u094b\u0930 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 Marks \u0926\u0947\u0916\u0915\u0930 Teacher \u0915\u094b \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0932\u0917\u0928\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f \u0915\u093f \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u092a \u092a\u0922\u093c\u093e \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0939\u0948\u2026😅😅<\/span><\/p>\n

LKG \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u0947\u092a\u0930 \u092e\u0947 0 \u0906\u092f\u093e.<\/span>
\n\u0917\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e: \u092f\u0939 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?<\/span>
\n\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e: \u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e\u091c\u0940, \u0936\u093f\u0915\u094d\u0937\u0915 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0938\u094d\u091f\u093e\u0930 \u0916\u0924\u094d\u092e \u0939\u094b \u0939\u094b \u0917\u090f \u0925\u0947 \u0907\u0938\u0932\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0942\u0928 \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092e\u093e\u0924\u093e-\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 \u0938\u0947 : \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0930\u093e\u091c\u093e \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u092c\u095c\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0915\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092c\u0928\u0947\u0917\u093e ?<\/span>
\n\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e : \u092c\u0938 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u093f 3 \u0938\u093e\u0932 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u092f\u0947 \u0938\u092c \u0928\u093e \u092a\u0942\u091b\u0942\u0901 😁😜<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e \u0938\u0947 : \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0935\u094b \u0936\u0930\u094d\u092e\u093e \u091c\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u092c\u093e\u092a \u092c\u0928 \u0917\u092f\u093e<\/span>
\n\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e : \u0924\u094b ?<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e !!! \u092c\u091a\u092a\u0928 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u092c \u092d\u0940 \u0935\u094b first \u0906\u092f\u093e \u0906\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e \u0909\u0938 \u091c\u0948\u0938\u093e \u092c\u0928\u0964 \u2026\u2026. \u0924\u094b \u0906\u091c \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0939\u094b\u0917\u0947 ???<\/span>
\n\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e : \u092d\u093e\u0917 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0939\u0930\u093e\u092e\u0916\u094b\u0930 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0902 \u0938\u0947\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0905\u091a\u093e\u0928\u0915 \u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0941\u091b\u093e : \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u092f\u0947 \u092e\u0930\u094d\u0926 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 ?<\/span>
\n\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e : \u091c\u094b \u0907\u0902\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u092a\u0942\u0930\u0947 \u0918\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u0939\u0941\u0915\u0942\u092e\u0924 \u091a\u0932\u093e\u092f\u0947 \u0935\u094b \u092e\u0930\u094d\u0926 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u092d\u0940 \u092c\u095c\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0915\u0930 \u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u201d \u092e\u0930\u094d\u0926 \u201d \u092c\u0928\u0942\u0901\u0917\u093e\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e : \u092b\u094b\u0928 \u092a\u0930 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0925\u093e? 😒 \u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0925\u093e 😊 \u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e : \u0935\u093e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0935 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0924\u093e \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0925\u093e? 😡 \u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 : \u0938\u0902\u091c\u092f \u0926\u0924\u094d\u0924 😂😂😂😂😂😂 \u0938\u0902\u091c\u0942 \u0938\u0941\u0927\u0930 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u0907\u0938\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u092a\u093f\u091f\u0924\u093e \u0930\u0939\u0947\u0917\u093e 😂😂😂 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e: \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e, \u0906\u092a \u092a\u0930\u0947\u0936\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u0948\u0902? \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e : \u091c\u093f\u0928\u0915\u0947 \u0928\u0938\u0940\u092c \u092e\u0947\u0902\u0938\u0941\u0916 \u0928 \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0939\u094b \u0928\u093e \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e, \u0909\u0928\u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u091b\u0941\u091f\u094d\u091f\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u0947\u0902 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":117473,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4919,9367],"tags":[63525,71352,63526],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118431\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/117473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}