{"id":118685,"date":"2017-05-18T16:02:15","date_gmt":"2017-05-18T10:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=118685"},"modified":"2017-05-18T16:02:15","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T10:32:15","slug":"girls-and-boys-funny-jokes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/girls-and-boys-funny-jokes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0947 \u0914\u0930 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093e\u095b\u0935\u093e\u092c \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093e: I love you 2<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 : what nonsense!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093e : \u092a\u0917\u0932\u0940 143 \u092a\u0930 2\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">IPL 10..\u0939\u0948 BOSS \u0915\u0941\u091b \u092d\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e 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