{"id":118711,"date":"2017-05-18T16:33:20","date_gmt":"2017-05-18T11:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=118711"},"modified":"2017-05-18T16:33:20","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T11:03:20","slug":"whatsapp-latest-funny-jokes-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/whatsapp-latest-funny-jokes-3\/","title":{"rendered":"WHATSAPP \u0915\u0947 \u0927\u092e\u093e\u0915\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0914\u0930 \u0936\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u090f\u092e\u094d\u092a\u094d\u0932\u094b\u092f\u0940 (Employee):<\/span>
\n\u0939\u0947\u0932\u094b \u092c\u0949\u0938, \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u091f\u0947\u0930\u0930\u093f\u0938\u094d\u091f \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0915\u095c \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948,<\/span>
\n\u0926\u094b\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u0915\u093e\u091f \u0926\u093f\u090f, \u0906\u0901\u0916 \u092b\u094b\u095c \u0926\u0940, \u0915\u093f\u0921\u0928\u0940 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0932 \u0932\u0940..<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092c\u0949\u0938:<\/span>
\n\u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0932\u0947\u2026. \u0939\u094b \u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0906\u091c\u093e, \u0906\u091c Audit \u0939\u0948!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u091f\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941 : \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941 : \u0917\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u092b\u0901\u0938 \u0917\u0908 \u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0905\u092c \u0907\u0902\u0924\u091c\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901<\/span><\/p>\n

\u091f\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941 : \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0915\u093e<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941 : \u0928\u093f\u0930\u092e\u093e \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0924\u0940\u0928 \u0914\u0930\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u093e..<\/span><\/p>\n

\u091a\u0942\u0939\u0947 \u0915\u094b \u0932\u0917\u0940 \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0940 \u0917\u094b\u0930\u0940 \u0917\u094b\u0930\u0940,<\/span>
\n\u0926\u094b\u0928\u094b \u0932\u0917\u0947 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u091a\u094b\u0930\u0940 \u091a\u094b\u0930\u0940,<\/span>
\n\u091a\u0942\u0939\u093e \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e:<\/span>
\n\u201c\u0906\u0913 \u0916\u0947\u0932\u0947 \u0906\u0902\u0916 \u092e\u093f\u091a\u094c\u0932\u0940,\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0940 \u091a\u0942\u0939\u0947 \u0915\u094b \u0916\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940<\/span>
\n\u201cJaanu sorry !<\/span>
\nI Hate Love Story\u201d!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092a\u0924\u093f : \u092a\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u093f\u0932\u093e\u0913<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0932\u0947\u0928\u0947 \u0917\u092f\u0940, \u0924\u092c \u0924\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0938\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e ,<\/span>
\n\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u092a\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0917\u093f\u0932\u093e\u0938 \u092a\u0915\u095c\u0947 \u0916\u095c\u0940 \u0930\u0939\u0940 ,<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u091c\u092c \u092a\u0924\u093f \u0915\u0940 \u0906\u0901\u0916 \u0916\u0941\u0932\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0916\u0941\u0936 \u0939\u0941\u0906<\/span>
\n\u0914\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e \u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917\u094b \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b ?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 : \u0924\u0932\u093e\u0915 \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u0947 \u0915\u092e\u0940\u0928\u0947!!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092a\u0932\u094d\u0938 \u092a\u094b\u0932\u093f\u0913 \u091f\u0940\u092e \u0918\u0930 \u0906\u092f\u0940\u2026<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e (\u092c\u0940\u092c\u0940 \u0938\u0947): \u092c\u0902\u0926\u0942\u0915 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u093e\u0930\u0924\u0941\u0938 \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u2026??<\/span><\/p>\n

\u091f\u0940\u092e \u092d\u093e\u0917\u0940,<\/span>
\n\u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0928\u0947 \u0906\u0935\u093e\u091c \u0926\u0940,<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0930\u0941\u0915\u094b<\/span>
\n\u0913\u092f\u0947 \u0930\u0941\u0915\u094b<\/span>
\n\u092f\u0947 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b \u0915\u0947 \u0928\u093e\u092e \u0939\u0948\u0902.!! 😀<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0917\u0930\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0935\u091c\u0939 \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u092a\u0930 \u092a\u095c \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0905\u0938\u0930 ..<\/span><\/p>\n

\u090f\u0915 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0938\u094b\u0913\u0917\u0947?<\/span>
\n\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u0940 \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 ???<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e: \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u0915\u0942\u0932\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0938\u094b\u090a\u0901\u0917\u093e<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e ( \u092a\u0947\u091f\u094d\u0930\u0949\u0932 \u092a\u0902\u092a \u092a\u0930 ) : \u0905\u0930\u0947 \u092d\u093e\u0908 , \u091c\u0930\u093e \u090f\u0915 \u0930\u0941\u092a\u090f \u0915\u093e \u092a\u0947\u091f\u094d\u0930\u0949\u0932 \u0921\u093e\u0932 \u0926\u094b\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0938\u0947\u0932\u094d\u0938\u092e\u0948\u0928 : \u092d\u093e\u0908 , \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092a\u0947\u091f\u094d\u0930\u0949\u0932 \u0921\u0932\u0935\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u091c\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0902 \u0939\u0948 ?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e : \u0905\u0930\u0947 \u092f\u093e\u0930, \u0915\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091c\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0939\u092e \u0924\u094b \u0910\u0938\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0909\u0921\u093c\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0930\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902..!!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u092a\u093f\u0902\u0921 \u0926\u0940 \u0938\u0930\u0926\u093e\u0930\u0928\u0940 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0930\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0928\u0942 :<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0930\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u0940 \u0906\u091c \u092e\u0915\u0921\u094b\u0928\u093e\u0932\u094d\u0921 \u091a\u0932\u093f\u090f.?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0938\u0930\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u2013<\/span>
\n\u0938\u094d\u092a\u0947\u0932\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0926\u0938 \u0926\u0947.. \u092b\u0947\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947..<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0938\u0930\u0926\u093e\u0930\u0928\u0940: \u092b\u0947\u0930 KFC \u091a\u0932\u0926\u0947 \u0939\u093e\u0901\u2026<\/span>
\n\u0938\u0930\u0926\u093e\u0930- KFC \u0926\u0940 \u092b\u0941\u0932 \u092b\u0949\u0930\u094d\u092e \u092c\u094b\u0932 \u092b\u0947\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u0926\u0947 \u0939\u093e\u0902.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u0938\u0930\u0926\u093e\u0930\u0928\u0940 \u2013 \u0930\u0939\u0928 \u0926\u0947 \u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0947\u092f\u093e<\/span>
\n\u0915\u0941\u0932\u091a\u0947 \u091b\u094b\u0932\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0916\u0935\u093e \u0926\u0947.. !<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u090f\u092e\u094d\u092a\u094d\u0932\u094b\u092f\u0940 (Employee): \u0939\u0947\u0932\u094b \u092c\u0949\u0938, \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u091f\u0947\u0930\u0930\u093f\u0938\u094d\u091f \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0915\u095c \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948, \u0926\u094b\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u0915\u093e\u091f \u0926\u093f\u090f, \u0906\u0901\u0916 \u092b\u094b\u095c \u0926\u0940, \u0915\u093f\u0921\u0928\u0940 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0932 \u0932\u0940.. \u092c\u0949\u0938: \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0932\u0947\u2026. \u0939\u094b \u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0906\u091c\u093e, \u0906\u091c Audit \u0939\u0948! \u091f\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941 : \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941 \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941 : \u0917\u093e\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u092b\u0901\u0938 \u0917\u0908 \u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0905\u092c \u0907\u0902\u0924\u091c\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u091f\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941 : \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0915\u093e \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941 : \u0928\u093f\u0930\u092e\u093e \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0924\u0940\u0928 \u0914\u0930\u0924\u094b\u0902 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":116849,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4919,9367],"tags":[82231,84836,59177,12550,63525],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118711"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118711\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/116849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}