{"id":119000,"date":"2017-11-18T14:30:22","date_gmt":"2017-11-18T09:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=119000"},"modified":"2017-11-18T00:57:59","modified_gmt":"2017-11-17T19:27:59","slug":"funny-and-fantastic-jokes-of-santa-and-banta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/funny-and-fantastic-jokes-of-santa-and-banta\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0947 \u092e\u091c\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0914\u0930 \u0936\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e, \u0921\u0949\u0915\u094d\u091f\u0930 \u0938\u0947:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u091c\u092c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0938\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u0924\u094b \u0938\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0930 \u092b\u0941\u091f\u092c\u0949\u0932 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