{"id":119694,"date":"2017-11-14T17:20:12","date_gmt":"2017-11-14T11:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=119694"},"modified":"2017-11-13T23:18:55","modified_gmt":"2017-11-13T17:48:55","slug":"whatsaap-fuuny-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/whatsaap-fuuny-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"WHATSAPP \u0915\u0947 \u0927\u0942\u092e \u092e\u091a\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092f\u0926\u093f \u0906\u092a \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u0932\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0913\u0930 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u093e \u092b\u0947\u0938 CCTV \u092e\u0947 \u0906 \u0917\u092f\u093e<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0947 \u0916\u093e\u0924\u0947 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