{"id":121753,"date":"2017-10-14T17:18:10","date_gmt":"2017-10-14T11:48:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=121753"},"modified":"2017-10-13T23:17:54","modified_gmt":"2017-10-13T17:47:54","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"\u092e\u091c\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0915\u094d\u0932\u093f\u0915 \u0915\u0930\u0947"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_121754\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-121754\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-121754\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/smeiley.jpg\" alt=\"jokes\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/smeiley.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/smeiley-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-121754\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940: \u092f\u0947 \u091f\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0939\u0948?<br \/>\n\u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 : 50,000\/- \u0930\u0942.<br \/>\n\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940: \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0939\u0902\u0917\u093e?<br \/>\n\u0910\u0938\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0916\u093e\u0938 \u0939\u0948?<br \/>\n\u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 : \u092f\u0947 \u0932\u093e\u0908\u091f<br \/>\n\u091c\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926<br \/>\nAUTOMATIC \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0939\u094b<br \/>\n\u091c\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<br \/>\n\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940: \u0913\u0939 \u092a\u0948\u0915 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b<br \/>\n\u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0924\u094b !!<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"entry-title td-module-title\"><a title=\"\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0941\u0932 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0938\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/jokes-in-hindi-38\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0941\u0932 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0938<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/h2>\n<p>\u0935\u094b\u0939 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u091c\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u092e\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0948 \u092a\u0930 \u0927\u095c\u0915\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902?<\/p>\n<p>\u0909\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0930:- \u0905\u0930\u0947 \u0906\u092e\u093f\u0930 \u0916\u093e\u0928 !!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014-<\/p>\n<p>Kalidas \u0915\u093e \u090f\u0915 \u092d\u093e\u0908 \u091c\u0942\u0924\u0947 \u092c\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0909\u0938\u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e?<\/p>\n<p>\u0909\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0930:- Adidas?<\/p>\n<p>Jackie Chan \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?..<\/p>\n<p>\u0909\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0930:- D\u2019Cold<br \/>\n\u2014 \u091a\u0948\u0928 (Chain) \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u093e\u0902\u0938 \u2013 D\u2019cold<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n<p>\u091a\u0932\u094b \u0905\u092c \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913\u2026 Jackie Chan \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0941 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?<\/p>\n<p>\u0909\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0930:- D\u2019Cold again\u2026<br \/>\n\u0915\u094d\u092f\u0942\u0902\u0915\u093f \u0938\u093e\u0902\u0938 \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0941 \u0925\u0940\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Luv aur Kush \u090f\u0915 \u0917\u093e\u0901\u0935 \u0938\u0947 \u0917\u0941\u091c\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0925\u0947, \u092c\u0940\u091a \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u090f\u0915 \u0915\u0941\u0901\u0935\u093e (Well) \u0906\u092f\u093e.. Luv \u0909\u0938\u092e\u0947 \u0917\u093f\u0930 \u0917\u092f\u093e! \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902?<\/p>\n<p>\u0909\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0930: \u0915\u094d\u092f\u0942\u0902\u0915\u093f, Luv is blind!<\/p>\n<p>Luv \u0915\u094b \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0915\u0930 Kush \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u0941\u090f \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u0942\u0926 \u0917\u092f\u093e, \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902?<\/p>\n<p>\u0909\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0930:- Luv \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0938\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0915\u0941\u091b \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0917\u093e!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 : Dettol \u0938\u093e\u092c\u0941\u0928 \u0939\u0948??<\/p>\n<p>\u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 : \u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u0948 !<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 :- \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e ?<br \/>\n\u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 : \u0939\u093e\u0901 !<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 :- \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u0940 quality \u0915\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0928\u093e ?? &#8221;<br \/>\n\u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 : \u0939\u093e\u0901 !<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 : \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u0927\u094b\u0915\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0915\u093f\u0932\u094b \u0906\u091f\u093e \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u094b.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"entry-title td-module-title\"><a title=\"\u092e\u091c\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/jokes-in-hindi-36\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u092e\u091c\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940: \u092f\u0947 \u091f\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0939\u0948? \u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 : 50,000\/- \u0930\u0942. \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940: \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0939\u0902\u0917\u093e? \u0910\u0938\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0916\u093e\u0938 \u0939\u0948? \u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 : \u092f\u0947 \u0932\u093e\u0908\u091f \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 AUTOMATIC \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940: \u0913\u0939 \u092a\u0948\u0915 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0924\u094b !! \u0930\u093e\u0939\u0941\u0932 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0938 &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- \u0935\u094b\u0939 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u091c\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u092e\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0948 \u092a\u0930 \u0927\u095c\u0915\u0928 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":121754,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4919,9367],"tags":[85140,63525,77161],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121753"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":162246,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121753\/revisions\/162246"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/121754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}