{"id":121758,"date":"2017-10-14T16:18:27","date_gmt":"2017-10-14T10:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=121758"},"modified":"2017-10-13T23:17:37","modified_gmt":"2017-10-13T17:47:37","slug":"jokes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/jokes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0932\u094b\u091f\u092a\u094b\u091f \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u092f\u0947"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_121760\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-121760\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-121760\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/jok-4.jpg\" alt=\"jokes\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/jok-4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/jok-4-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-121760\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u092a\u0941\u0932\u093f\u0938 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u091a\u094c\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0947 \u092a\u0930 \u091a\u0948\u0915\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e,<br \/>\n\u092a\u0941\u0932\u093f\u0938 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u2013 \u0907\u0938 \u0928\u0940\u0932\u0947 \u092c\u0948\u0917 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 \u2013 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902,<br \/>\n\u092a\u0941\u0932\u093f\u0938 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e \u2013 \u0905\u0930\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0907\u0938\u092e\u0947\u0902?<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 \u2013 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902<br \/>\n\u092a\u0941\u0932\u093f\u0938 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0909\u0938\u0915\u094b \u091c\u0940\u092a \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0921\u093e\u0932 \u0915\u0947 \u0925\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0932\u0947 \u0917\u092f\u093e,<br \/>\n\u092c\u092e \u0915\u0940 \u091c\u093e\u0901\u091a \u0915\u092e\u0947\u091f\u0940 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u093e\u0908 \u0917\u0908\u2026<br \/>\n\u091c\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u092c\u0948\u0917 \u0915\u094b \u0916\u094b\u0932\u093e,<br \/>\n\u0939\u0935\u0932\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u2013 \u0938\u093e\u092c \u0907\u0938\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0938\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902,<br \/>\n\u092a\u0941\u0932\u093f\u0938\u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u2013 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0907\u0938\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0938\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u0926\u0947\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0932 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0930\u0939\u093e?<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 \u2013 \u0907\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0940 \u0926\u0947\u0932 \u0938\u0947 \u092f\u0939\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0924\u093e \u0932\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e,<br \/>\n\u0924\u0940 \u0907\u0924\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902<br \/>\n\u092a\u0941\u0932\u093f\u0938\u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936\u2026<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"entry-title td-module-title\"><a title=\"\u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/latest-jokes-in-hindi-6\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/h2>\n<p>\u090f\u0915 \u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930 \u0938\u093f\u0917\u0930\u0947\u091f \u092a\u0940 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u0924\u092d\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u0916\u0941\u092c\u0938\u0941\u0930\u0924 \u0932\u0919\u0915\u0940 \u0935\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0906\u0908 \u0913\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940<\/p>\n<p>\u0932\u0919\u0915\u0940\u0903 \u0906\u092a \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u094b \u0938\u0947 \u0938\u093f\u0917\u0930\u0947\u091f \u092a\u0940\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948??\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930\u0903 \u0906\u0920 \u0938\u093e\u0932 \u0938\u0947!<\/p>\n<p>\u0932\u0919\u0915\u0940\u0903 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u092c\u091a\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u0935\u094b \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0916\u0919\u0940 \u092e\u0930\u094d\u0938\u0921\u0940\u095b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940\u0964\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930\u0903 \u0906\u092a \u0938\u093f\u0917\u0930\u0947\u091f \u092a\u0940\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948!<\/p>\n<p>\u0932\u0919\u0915\u0940\u0903 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930\u0903 \u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0930\u094d\u0938\u0921\u0940\u095b!!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u0932\u0919\u0915\u0940\u0903 \u0928\u0939\u0940!\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930\u0903 \u0924\u094b \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u091c\u094d\u091e\u093e\u0928 \u092e\u0924 \u0926\u094b<br \/>\n\u0935\u094b \u092e\u0930\u094d\u0938\u0921\u0940\u095b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948 !!<\/p>\n<p>\u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940 \u0935\u0939\u093e \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u0930\u094d\u092e\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u093e \u0939\u094b \u0915\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u0940 \u0917\u092f\u0940\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u0914\u0930 \u092b\u093f\u0930 .<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>Phir kya .<\/p>\n<p>\u0907\u0902\u091c\u0940\u0928\u093f\u092f\u0930 \u092d\u0940 \u0935\u0939\u093e \u0938\u0947 auto \u092a\u0915\u0921 \u0915\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u093e \u0917\u092f\u093e\u0964<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e \u091c\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u2026<br \/>\n\u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a<br \/>\n\u0905\u0916\u093f\u0932\u0947\u0936 \u0939\u0948\u0902<br \/>\n\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0924\u093e \u091c\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u2026<br \/>\n\u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a<br \/>\n\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0941\u0932 \u0939\u0948\u0902<br \/>\n\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u2026<br \/>\n\u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a<br \/>\n\u0928\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0926\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902<br \/>\n\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0938\u0941\u0928 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u2026<br \/>\n\u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a<br \/>\n\u0915\u0947\u091c\u0930\u0940\u0935\u093e\u0932 \u0939\u0948\u0902!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"entry-title td-module-title\"><a title=\"\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0941\u0932 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0938\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/jokes-in-hindi-38\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0941\u0932 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0938<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u092a\u0941\u0932\u093f\u0938 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u091a\u094c\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0947 \u092a\u0930 \u091a\u0948\u0915\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e, \u092a\u0941\u0932\u093f\u0938 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u2013 \u0907\u0938 \u0928\u0940\u0932\u0947 \u092c\u0948\u0917 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948? \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 \u2013 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