{"id":122448,"date":"2017-12-05T13:10:12","date_gmt":"2017-12-05T07:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=122448"},"modified":"2017-12-04T23:20:52","modified_gmt":"2017-12-04T17:50:52","slug":"jokes-in-hindi-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/jokes-in-hindi-39\/","title":{"rendered":"\u092e\u091c\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_122449\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-122449\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-122449\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/j.jpg\" alt=\"jokes in hindi\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/j.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/j-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-122449\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes in hindi<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>\u0905\u0917\u0932\u093e \u0932\u094b\u0915\u0938\u092d\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u093e\u0935 \u0915\u0947\u0935\u0932 2 \u092a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091f\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0901 \u0932\u095c\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0940\u0964<\/h2>\n<h2>\u090f\u0915 \u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924\u0940\u092f \u091c\u0928\u0924\u093e \u092a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091f\u0940<\/h2>\n<h2>\u091c\u093f\u0938\u0915\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u093e\u0935 \u091a\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0939 \u0939\u094b\u0917\u093e &#8211; \u0915\u092e\u0932 \u0964<\/h2>\n<h2>\u0914\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940 \u0930\u094b\u0915\u094b \u092a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091f\u0940 (MRP)<\/h2>\n<h2>\u091c\u093f\u0938\u0915\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u093e\u0935 \u091a\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0939 \u0939\u094b\u0917\u093e &#8211;<br \/>\n&#8220;\u0939\u093e\u0925 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091d\u093e\u0921\u0942 \u092a\u0915\u0921\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0908\u0915\u093f\u0932 \u092a\u0930 \u092c\u0948\u0920\u093e \u0932\u093e\u0932\u091f\u0947\u0928 \u0932\u091f\u0915\u093e\u092f\u0947 \u092a\u0902\u091c\u093e \u0939\u093f\u0932\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u0939\u093e\u0925\u0940 !<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"entry-title td-module-title\"><a title=\"\u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0932\u094b\u091f\u092a\u094b\u091f \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u092f\u0947\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/jokes-2\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0932\u094b\u091f\u092a\u094b\u091f \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u092f\u0947<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-\u0966-<\/h2>\n<p>\u092f\u0942\u0901 \u0924\u094b \u0917\u093f\u0932\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0916\u0941\u0926\u093e \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u092b\u0948\u0938\u0932\u0947 \u0938\u0947&#8230;,<\/p>\n<p>\u092a\u0930 \u0924\u0930\u092c\u0942\u091c \u092e\u0947 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u091c \u0928 \u092d\u0940 \u0921\u093e\u0932\u0924\u093e \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0918\u091f \u091c\u093e\u0924\u093e!!!<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;\u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0930\u0942\u0939 \u0915\u093e \u092a\u0930\u093f\u0902\u0926\u093e \u092b\u0921\u093c\u092b\u0921\u093c\u093e\u092f\u0947,<br \/>\n\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0938\u0915\u0942\u0928 \u0915\u093e \u091c\u091c\u0940\u0930\u093e \u092e\u093f\u0932 \u0928 \u092a\u093e\u090f&#8221;\u0964<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u092a\u094d\u0930\u0936\u094d\u0928: \u0907\u0938 \u0915\u0935\u093f\u0924\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0902, \u0915\u0935\u093f \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u0948 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948?<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0909\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0930: \u0907\u0938 \u0915\u0935\u093f\u0924\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u0935\u093f \u0939\u093e\u0908\u0935\u0947 \u092a\u0930 \u0939\u0948<br \/>\n\u0914\u0930 \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u0922\u0942\u0902\u0922 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"entry-title td-module-title\"><a title=\"\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0941\u0932 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0938\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/jokes-in-hindi-38\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u0930\u093e\u0939\u0941\u0932 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0938<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0905\u0917\u0932\u093e \u0932\u094b\u0915\u0938\u092d\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u093e\u0935 \u0915\u0947\u0935\u0932 2 \u092a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091f\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0901 \u0932\u095c\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0940\u0964 \u090f\u0915 \u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924\u0940\u092f \u091c\u0928\u0924\u093e \u092a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091f\u0940 \u091c\u093f\u0938\u0915\u093e \u091a\u0941\u0928\u093e\u0935 \u091a\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0939 \u0939\u094b\u0917\u093e &#8211; 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