{"id":122649,"date":"2017-12-05T11:10:27","date_gmt":"2017-12-05T05:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=122649"},"modified":"2017-12-04T23:18:55","modified_gmt":"2017-12-04T17:48:55","slug":"santa-and-banta-latest-jokes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/santa-and-banta-latest-jokes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0947 LATEST JOKES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">\u0915\u0932 \u0936\u093e\u092e \u092e\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u0914\u0930\u0924 \u0915\u094b \u0920\u093f\u0920\u0941\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0916<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">\u092e\u0948\u0930\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u093e \u0915\u092e\u094d\u092c\u0932 \u0909\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0926\u0928 \u092a\u0930 \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: 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