{"id":124446,"date":"2017-11-01T12:20:34","date_gmt":"2017-11-01T06:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=124446"},"modified":"2017-10-31T18:06:45","modified_gmt":"2017-10-31T12:36:45","slug":"jokes-in-hindi-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/jokes-in-hindi-44\/","title":{"rendered":"\u091a\u0932\u094b, \u091c\u0930\u093e \u0939\u0902\u0938 \u092d\u0940 \u0932\u094b"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_124447\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-124447\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-124447\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/jokess-1.jpg\" alt=\"jokes in hindi\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/jokess-1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/jokess-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-124447\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes in hindi<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>1- \u0926\u0942\u0927 \u092a\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u0930\u0940\u0930 \u0915\u093e \u0935\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0938 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948..<br \/>\n\u0924\u094b \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0940 \u0906\u091c \u092d\u0940 \u0935\u0930\u094d\u0937\u094b\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u0910\u0938\u0940 \u0939\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u0948..<\/h2>\n<h2>2- walking \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u091a\u0930\u094d\u092c\u0940 \u0915\u092e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948..<br \/>\n\u0924\u094b \u0939\u093e\u0925\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0935\u091c\u093c\u0928 \u0915\u092e \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u0941\u0906..<\/h2>\n<h2>3- \u0924\u0948\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u0930\u0940\u0930 \u0938\u094d\u0932\u0940\u092e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948..<br \/>\n\u0924\u094b \u0935\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0932 \u092e\u091b\u0932\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u0932\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u0908 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940..<\/h2>\n<h2>4- \u0930\u094b\u091c\u093c \u091c\u0932\u094d\u0926\u0940 \u0909\u0920\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0938\u092e\u0943\u0926\u094d\u0927\u093f \u0918\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0906\u0924\u0940..<br \/>\n\u0924\u094b \u092a\u0947\u092a\u0930 \u092c\u093e\u0901\u091f\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 BMW \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0918\u0942\u092e\u0924\u0947..<\/h2>\n<h2>5- \u0906\u092a \u092d\u0940 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e \u091a\u0915\u094d\u0915\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092e\u0924 \u092a\u0921\u094b\u093c, \u091c\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u094b..<br \/>\n\u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0924\u0930\u0939 \u092e\u094b\u095c\u093e \u0924\u093e\u0923\u0940 \u0938\u094b\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0913\u0930 \u0926\u094b\u092a\u0939\u0930\u0940 \u092e \u0930\u094b\u091f \u091a\u0947\u092a \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b \u0924\u0940\u0928 \u0918\u0902\u091f\u093e \u0913\u0930 \u0938\u094b\u091c\u093e\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b..<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"entry-title td-module-title\"><a title=\"\u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0959\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092c\u0932\u094d\u0915\u093f\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/funny-jokes-in-hindi-31\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0959\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092c\u0932\u094d\u0915\u093f<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/h2>\n<p>\u091b\u094b\u091f\u0942 \u0915\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u094b \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u0935\u094b \u0905\u091c\u092e\u0947\u0930 \u092e\u0928\u094d\u0928\u0924 \u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917\u0928\u0947 \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0901 \u0915\u094b \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0932\u0947 \u0917\u092f\u093e\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u0935\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0905\u091a\u093e\u0928\u0915 \u0909\u0938\u0915\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0901 \u0917\u0941\u092e \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u0940\u2026<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u091b\u094b\u091f\u0942 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u0909\u0920\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u092f\u093e \u0916\u0941\u0926\u093e\u2026!! \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u0948\u0938\u0940 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0916\u093c\u0941\u0926\u093e\u0908\u2026<br \/>\n\u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, \u0905\u092c\u094d\u092c\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0917\u0902\u0935\u093e\u0908\u2026!!\u201d<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>\u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0918\u0942\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u091c\u093e \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0925\u0947<br \/>\n\u0930\u093e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u092e\u0947 \u0917\u0927\u093e \u092e\u093f\u0932\u093e<br \/>\n\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u092e\u091c\u093e\u0915 \u0938\u0942\u091d\u0940<br \/>\n\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940- \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0947 \u0930\u093f\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0939\u0948- \u0928\u092e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0915\u0930\u094b<br \/>\n\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0915\u092e\u0940\u0928\u093e \u0925\u093e<br \/>\n\u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e-<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8221;\u0938\u0938\u0941\u0930 \u091c\u0940 \u0928\u092e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947&#8221;&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"entry-title td-module-title\"><a title=\"\u092e\u091c\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u0915\u093e \u0924\u095c\u0915\u093e\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/jokes-in-hindi-43\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u092e\u091c\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u0915\u093e \u0924\u095c\u0915\u093e<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1- \u0926\u0942\u0927 \u092a\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u0930\u0940\u0930 \u0915\u093e \u0935\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0938 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948.. \u0924\u094b \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0940 \u0906\u091c \u092d\u0940 \u0935\u0930\u094d\u0937\u094b\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u0910\u0938\u0940 \u0939\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0939\u0948.. 2- walking \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u091a\u0930\u094d\u092c\u0940 \u0915\u092e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948.. \u0924\u094b \u0939\u093e\u0925\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0935\u091c\u093c\u0928 \u0915\u092e \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u0941\u0906.. 3- \u0924\u0948\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u0930\u0940\u0930 \u0938\u094d\u0932\u0940\u092e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948.. \u0924\u094b \u0935\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0932 \u092e\u091b\u0932\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u0932\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u0908 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940.. 4- \u0930\u094b\u091c\u093c \u091c\u0932\u094d\u0926\u0940 \u0909\u0920\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0938\u092e\u0943\u0926\u094d\u0927\u093f \u0918\u0930 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":124447,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4919],"tags":[77545,71352,77161],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124446"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":165352,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124446\/revisions\/165352"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/124447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}