{"id":127841,"date":"2017-10-05T17:24:39","date_gmt":"2017-10-05T11:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=127841"},"modified":"2017-10-05T17:33:06","modified_gmt":"2017-10-05T12:03:06","slug":"latest-funny-jokes-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/latest-funny-jokes-9\/","title":{"rendered":"\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0938\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0917\u093e\u092f\u092c \u0930\u0939\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u091c\u092c \u0918\u0930 \u092a\u0939\u0941\u0902\u091a\u093e \u0924\u094b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0938\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0917\u093e\u092f\u092c \u0930\u0939\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u091c\u092c \u0918\u0930 \u092a\u0939\u0941\u0902\u091a\u093e , \u0924\u094b \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0917\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e , \u0905\u092c \u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0924 \u092c\u091c\u0947 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0932\u093f\u090f \u0906\u092f\u0947 \u0939\u094b ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0928\u0947 \u091c\u0935\u093e\u092c \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0928\u093e\u0936\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">\u092a\u0924\u093f ( \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 ) &#8211; 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