{"id":132994,"date":"2017-11-12T18:30:14","date_gmt":"2017-11-12T13:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=132994"},"modified":"2017-11-11T23:36:52","modified_gmt":"2017-11-11T18:06:52","slug":"latest-funny-jokes-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/latest-funny-jokes-19\/","title":{"rendered":"\u092a\u0924\u093f-\u0924\u0941\u092e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0927\u092e\u0915\u0940 \u0926\u0947\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0928\u093f\u0939\u093e\u092f\u0924 \u0915\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u0915\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0938\u0942\u091f \u0938\u093f\u0932\u0935\u093e\u092f\u093e | \u091c\u092c \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0940 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