{"id":171772,"date":"2017-12-13T15:54:32","date_gmt":"2017-12-13T10:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=171772"},"modified":"2017-12-13T15:54:32","modified_gmt":"2017-12-13T10:24:32","slug":"fabulous-jokes-of-teacher-and-student","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/fabulous-jokes-of-teacher-and-student\/","title":{"rendered":"TEACHER \u0914\u0930 STUDENT \u0915\u0947 \u0936\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_171775\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-171775\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-171775 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Fabulous-jokes-of-TEACHER-and-STUDENT.jpg\" alt=\"Fabulous jokes of TEACHER and STUDENT\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" 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