{"id":81114,"date":"2016-12-14T21:01:35","date_gmt":"2016-12-14T15:31:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=81114"},"modified":"2016-12-15T08:33:19","modified_gmt":"2016-12-15T03:03:19","slug":"joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/joke\/","title":{"rendered":"\u092c\u0941\u0932\u0947\u091f \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u091f\u0940 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0938\u0947 &#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-81115\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/joke-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"joke\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/joke-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/joke.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u092c\u0941\u0932\u0947\u091f \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e<\/strong> \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u091f\u0940 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0938\u0947 &#8211;<br \/>\n\u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u0947\u091f \u091a\u0932\u093e\u0908 \u0939\u0948..??<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940 \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u091f\u0940 \u0924\u0947\u095b \u0915\u0930\u0915\u0947 \u0906\u0917\u0947 \u0928\u0940\u0915\u0932<br \/>\n\u0917\u0908\u0964<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u093e \u092c\u0930\u093e\u092c\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0906\u0915\u0930 &#8211;<br \/>\n\u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u0947\u091f \u091a\u0932\u093e\u0908 \u0939\u0948..??<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940 slow \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u0940\u0964<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u0906\u0917\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u090f\u0915\u094d\u0938\u0940\u0921\u0947\u0902\u091f<br \/>\n\u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e!!<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940:- \u0914\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u093e \u0932\u0947 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u0947\u091f\u0964<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u093e &#8211; \u092f\u0939\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u092a\u0942\u091b<br \/>\n\u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e<br \/>\n\u091a\u0932\u093e\u0908 \u0939\u0948 \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0924\u093e \u0926\u0947 break \u0915\u0948\u0938\u0947<br \/>\n\u0932\u0917\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0964\u0964<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u092c\u0941\u0932\u0947\u091f \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u091f\u0940 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0938\u0947 &#8211; \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u0947\u091f \u091a\u0932\u093e\u0908 \u0939\u0948..?? , \u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940 \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u091f\u0940 \u0924\u0947\u095b \u0915\u0930\u0915\u0947 \u0906\u0917\u0947 \u0928\u0940\u0915\u0932 \u0917\u0908\u0964 , \u0932\u0921\u0915\u093e \u092c\u0930\u093e\u092c\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0906\u0915\u0930 &#8211; \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u0947\u091f \u091a\u0932\u093e\u0908 \u0939\u0948..?? , \u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940 slow \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u0940\u0964 , \u0906\u0917\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u090f\u0915\u094d\u0938\u0940\u0921\u0947\u0902\u091f \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e!! , \u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940:- \u0914\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u093e \u0932\u0947 \u092c\u0941\u0932\u0947\u091f\u0964 , \u0932\u0921\u0915\u093e &#8211; \u092f\u0939\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u092a\u0942\u091b \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":81115,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,4919,9367],"tags":[585,84],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81114\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}