{"id":81561,"date":"2016-12-16T23:26:41","date_gmt":"2016-12-16T17:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=81561"},"modified":"2016-12-17T01:09:58","modified_gmt":"2016-12-16T19:39:58","slug":"happily-pot-will-be-returned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/happily-pot-will-be-returned\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0939\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0932\u094b\u091f \u092a\u0949\u091f  \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u090f\u0902\u0917\u0947"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u0917\u093e\u0908 \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u0939\u0940 \u0916\u0942\u092c\u0938\u0942\u0930\u0924 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0924\u092f<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u0939\u0941\u092f\u0940\u2026<span style=\"background-color: #ffffff;\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_81617\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-81617\" style=\"width: 253px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-81617\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g11.jpg\" alt=\"jokes sabguru.com\" width=\"253\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g11.jpg 253w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g11-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 253px) 100vw, 253px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-81617\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes sabguru.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0\u0935\u094b \u0926\u094b\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u092a\u0942\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u0930\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u0928 WhatsApp \u092a\u0930 \u091a\u0947\u091f\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0947<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u0930\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0925\u0947 ..<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0\u0906\u0916\u093f\u0930 \u0909\u0928 \u0926\u094b\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u0940<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0\u0909\u0938 \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0932\u095c\u0915\u093e, \u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0918\u0942\u0902\u0918\u091f \u0909\u0920\u093e\u0915\u0930<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0935\u093e\u0915\u0908 \u0939\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0916\u0942\u092c\u0938\u0942\u0930\u0924 \u0939\u094b\u201d <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0\u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913 \u0939\u0928\u0940\u092e\u0942\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0915\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u091a\u0932\u0947\u0902 ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940 \u0936\u0930\u094d\u092e\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0941\u092f\u0940 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940:-\u201d\u0905\u0926\u0932\u0947<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u0939\u092b\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0926\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0942 \u0924\u0924\u092e\u0940\u0932 \u0924\u0932\u0947\u2026 ??\u201d<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0:Bhaiya. \u0915\u092e \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u092e \u090f\u0915 \u0915\u0949\u0932 \u0924\u094b \u0915\u0930 \u0932\u0947\u0928\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u0925\u093e.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0\u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u2026\u092b\u094d\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0947 Jio net<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u0915\u093e \u0928\u0924\u0940\u091c\u093e ?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080; background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0\u0905\u092c \u091c\u093e \u2018\u0926\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0942 \u0924\u0924\u092e\u0940\u0932\u2019 ..??<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940: Hello Baby, \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092f\u093e\u0926 \u0906 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0925\u0940\u0964<br \/>\n\u0932\u095c\u0915\u093e: \u0905\u092d\u0940 Salary \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0906\u0908 \u0939\u0948\u0964<br \/>\n\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940: \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e \u091a\u0932\u094b \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0906 \u0917\u090f Bye\u0964<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e- \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0906 \u0930\u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u0941\u091b \u092c\u0928\u093e \u0932\u094b<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092b\u091f\u093e\u092b\u091f<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">\u092e\u0941\u0939\u0901 \u092c\u0928\u093e \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0926\u094b\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u092d\u093e\u0908 \u090f\u0915 <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0939\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u0932\u093e\u0938 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0922\u093c\u0924\u0947 \u0925\u0947\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0905\u0927\u094d\u092f\u093e\u092a\u093f\u0915\u093e: \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0926\u094b\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e \u0905\u0932\u0917-\u0905\u0932\u0917 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e: \u092e\u0948\u0921\u092e \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0915\u0939\u094b\u0917\u0947 \u0928\u0915\u093c\u0932 \u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0948, \u0907\u0938\u0940\u0932\u093f\u090f\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808000;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0935\u094d\u092f\u0915\u094d\u0924\u093f \u0918\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092a\u0941\u0930\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e\u0917\u091c\u093e\u0924 \u0926\u0947\u0916 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000;\">\u0924\u092d\u0940 \u0909\u0938\u0915\u0947 \u0939\u093e\u0925 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0927\u0930\u094d\u092e\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u093f \u0915\u093e \u0906\u0920\u0935\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0915\u094d\u0937\u093e \u0915\u093e \u0930\u093f\u092a\u094b\u0930\u094d\u091f \u0915\u093e\u0930\u094d\u0921 \u0906\u092f\u093e \u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000;\">\u0928\u092e\u094d\u092c\u0930\u094b \u0915\u0947 \u0928\u0940\u091a\u0947 \u091a\u0930\u093f\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u092e\u093e\u0923 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u092a\u0922 \u0915\u0930 \u0905\u092d\u0940 \u0924\u0915 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936 \u0939\u0948&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000;\">\u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0925\u093e &#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000;\">&#8220;\u092e\u0927\u0941\u0930\u092d\u093e\u0937\u0940 \u090f\u0935\u0902 \u0936\u093e\u0902\u0924\u093f\u092a\u094d\u0930\u093f\u092f \u091b\u093e\u0924\u094d\u0930\u093e&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c \u092a\u0940\u0924\u0947 \u092a\u0940\u0924\u0947 \u0930\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u093e&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_81616\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-81616\" style=\"width: 525px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-81616\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g10-525x400.jpg\" alt=\"jokes sabguru.com\" width=\"525\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g10-525x400.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g10-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g10-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g10-552x420.jpg 552w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g10.jpg 637w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-81616\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes sabguru.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u092c\u0902\u0924\u093e : \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u0930\u094b \u0915\u094d\u092f\u0942 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0938\u0902\u0924\u093e : \u092f\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u093f\u0938 \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u092d\u0942\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092a\u0940 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0909\u0938\u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e \u092f\u093e\u0926 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0906 \u0930\u0939\u093e.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0938\u0935\u093e\u0932 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0908 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u094b\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0930\u0947\u0936\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">\u091b\u094b\u091f\u0940 abcd<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">\u092c\u0921\u093c\u0940 ABCD<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">\u0938\u0947 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0932 \u091b\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u0939\u0948 ?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>\u0915\u093e\u0902\u091f\u094b \u092d\u0930\u0947 \u0930\u093e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u092a\u0947 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u093e \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0926\u0947\u0917\u093e\u2026?<br \/>\n\u092a\u0924\u093f \/ \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940<br \/>\n\u092d\u093e\u0908 \/ \u092c\u0939\u0928<br \/>\n\u092a\u094d\u0930\u0947\u092e\u0940 \/ \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u2013 \u091c\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902<br \/>\n\u092f\u093e\u0926 \u0930\u0916\u0928\u093e..<br \/>\n\u090f\u0915\u092e\u093e\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0940<br \/>\n\u2018\u091a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0932\u2019 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0926\u0947\u0917\u0940\u2026!<br \/>\n\u0939\u0930 \u092c\u093e\u0930 emotional \u0939\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u091c\u0930\u0942\u0930\u0924 \u0928\u0939\u0940,<br \/>\n\u0915\u092d\u0940 Practically \u092d\u0940 \u0938\u094b\u091a\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b !!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008080;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u092a\u094d\u0930\u092a\u094b\u091c\u093c \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008080;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008080;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008080;\">\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 \u0939\u0901\u0938 \u0915\u0947 \u0906\u0917\u0947 \u091a\u0932\u0940 \u0917\u092f\u0940 \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008080;\">\u0915\u092e \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u092e \u091c\u0935\u093e\u092c \u0924\u094b \u0926\u0947\u091c\u093e \u0964\u0964<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008080;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008080;\">\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 : \u091c\u093e \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u0947 <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008080;\">\u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u094b \u092a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091f\u0940 \u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u0925\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0921\u093c \u092e\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930 Husband \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e:-<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_81615\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-81615\" style=\"width: 382px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-81615\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g9-382x400.jpg\" alt=\"jokes sabguru.com\" width=\"382\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g9-382x400.jpg 382w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g9-287x300.jpg 287w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g9-401x420.jpg 401w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g9.jpg 651w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-81615\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes sabguru.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u0909\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u092e\u093e\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948.. \u091c\u093f\u0938\u0947 \u0935\u094b \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092b\u093f\u0930 <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0928\u0947 4 \u0925\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0921\u093c..<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">6 \u0932\u093e\u0924\u0947\u0902<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">8 \u0921\u0902\u0921\u0947<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092e\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u0930 \u0927\u094b \u0921\u093e\u0932\u093e\u0964\u0964 <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0914\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940&#8230;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0906\u092a \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0938\u092e\u091d\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902&#8230; \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0906\u092a\u0938\u0947 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0940\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940 \u2013 \u201c\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u093e\u092e \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b ?\u201d<br \/>\n\u0932\u095c\u0915\u093e \u2013 \u201cHindustan Times \u092e\u0947\u0902 job \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0905\u092d\u0940 \u091b\u094b\u095c \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u2026\u201d<br \/>\n\u0932\u095c\u0915\u0940 &#8211; \u201c\u091b\u094b\u095c \u0915\u094d\u092f\u0942\u0901 \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e ? \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u0940 \u0915\u0902\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u0939\u0948 ?\u201d<br \/>\n\u0932\u095c\u0915\u093e \u2013 \u201c\u0905\u092c \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u0920\u0902\u0921 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939-\u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u0905\u0916\u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092c\u093e\u0902\u091f\u0928\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u090f<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #33cccc;\">\u092a\u0924\u093f (\u092e\u0930\u0924\u0947 \u0938\u092e\u092f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0938\u0947): \u0905\u0932\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u094b\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0917\u0939\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u091a\u094b\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u093f\u090f \u0925\u0947.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #33cccc;\">\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0930\u094b\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0941\u090f: \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091c\u0940.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #33cccc;\">\u092a\u0924\u093f: \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092d\u093e\u0908 \u0928\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u091c\u094b \u090f\u0915 \u0932\u093e\u0916 \u0930\u0941\u092a\u090f \u0926\u093f\u090f \u0925\u0947 \u0935\u0939 \u092d\u0940 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0917\u093e\u092f\u092c \u0915\u093f\u090f \u0925\u0947.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #33cccc;\">\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940:\u00a0\u0915\u094b\u0908 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u092e\u093e\u092b \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #33cccc;\">\u092a\u0924\u093f: \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0915\u0940\u092e\u0924\u0940 \u0938\u093e\u0921\u093c\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0902 \u092d\u0940 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u091a\u094b\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0930 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u0947\u092e\u093f\u0915\u093e \u0915\u094b \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u090f \u0925\u0947.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #33cccc;\">\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940:\u00a0\u0915\u094b\u0908 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091c\u0940, \u0906\u092a \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0924 \u0938\u094b\u091a\u093f\u092f\u0947&#8230;\u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u091c\u0939\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948.. &#8230;. \u0906\u092a \u0906\u0930\u093e\u092e \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u0907\u090f&#8230;\u0938\u092c \u091a\u0941\u0915\u0924\u093e \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Reporter- \u0915\u0936\u094d\u092e\u0940\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u093e\u0932\u093e\u0924 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u0916\u0930\u093e\u092c \u0939\u0948, \u0938\u0940\u092e\u093e \u092a\u0930 \u0917\u094b\u0932\u0940\u092c\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948, \u0906\u092a\u0915\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0939\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Rahul Gandhi- \u0938\u0940\u092e\u093e \u0915\u094b \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0918\u0930 \u092a\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u0928\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Great Children<br \/>\n\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924 \u0938\u0947 \u0935\u093f\u0926\u0947\u0936 \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0940 \u092e\u0939\u093f\u0932\u093e \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0925\u0940?<br \/>\n\u091a\u0902\u091f\u0942 : \u0938\u0940\u0924\u093e, \u0936\u094d\u0930\u0940\u0932\u0902\u0915\u093e \u0917\u0908 \u0925\u0940.<br \/>\n\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 \u0905\u092d\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936 \u0939\u0948.<br \/>\n\u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u0932 \u092e\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u0924\u0942\u092b\u093c\u093e\u0928\u0940<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0930\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u0947 \u096b \u092c\u0939\u0928\u0947 \u0925\u0940, <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e \u0925\u093e -: \u091f\u0942\u091f\u0947\u0932\u0940\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e -: \u092b\u091f\u0947\u0932\u0940\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0924\u0940\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e -: \u0938\u0919\u0947\u0932\u0940\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u091a\u094c\u0925\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e -: \u092e\u093c\u0930\u0947\u0932\u0940\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_81614\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-81614\" style=\"width: 331px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-81614\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g8-331x400.jpg\" alt=\"jokes sabguru.com\" width=\"331\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g8-331x400.jpg 331w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g8-248x300.jpg 248w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g8-347x420.jpg 347w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g8.jpg 397w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 331px) 100vw, 331px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-81614\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes sabguru.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092a\u093e\u0902\u091a\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e\u092e :- \u092d\u0941\u0924\u0928\u093f\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0909\u0928\u0915\u0947 \u0918\u0930 \u092a\u0930 \u0932\u093e\u0921\u0915\u0940 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0939\u0947\u092e\u093e\u0928 \u0906\u090f !!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e , \u0906\u092a \u0915\u0941\u0930\u094d\u0938\u0940 \u092a\u0930 \u092c\u0948\u0920\u0947 \u0917\u0947 \u092f\u093e \u0928\u0940\u091a\u0947 \u091a\u091f\u093e\u0908 \u092a\u0930 ??<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0917\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f :- \u0915\u0941\u0930\u094d\u0938\u0940 \u092a\u0930<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 :- \u091f\u0942\u091f\u0947\u0932\u0940 \u0915\u0941\u0930\u094d\u0938\u0940 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u0930 \u0906\u0913<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0917\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f :- \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u091a\u091f\u093e\u0908 \u092a\u0930 \u092c\u0948\u0920 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 :- \u092b\u091f\u0947\u0932\u0940 !! \u091a\u091f\u093e\u0908 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u0930 \u0906\u0913 !<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0917\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f :- \u0930\u0939\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u0940\u091c\u093f\u090f \u092e\u0948 \u091c\u092e\u0940\u0928 \u092a\u0930 \u0939\u0940 \u092c\u0948\u0920 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">( \u0917\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f \u091c\u092e\u0940\u0928 \u092a\u0930 \u092c\u0948\u0920 \u0917\u092f\u093e )<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 :- \u0906\u092a \u091a\u093e\u092f \u092a\u0940\u090f\u0901\u0917\u0947 \u092f\u093e \u0926\u0942\u0927 ??<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0917\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f :- \u091a\u093e\u092f\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 :- \u0938\u0921\u0947\u0932\u0940 !! \u091a\u093e\u092f \u0932\u0947\u0915\u0930 \u0906\u0913<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0917\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f :- \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 , \u091a\u093e\u092f \u0930\u0939\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u094b \u0913\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0927 \u0932\u0947 \u0906\u0913 <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 :- \u092e\u0930\u0947\u0932\u0940 !! \u0917\u093e\u092f \u0915\u093e \u0926\u0942\u0927 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u0947 \u0906\u0913\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0917\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f :- \u0930\u0947\u0939\u0947\u0928\u0947\u0926\u093f\u091c\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0915\u0941\u091a \u092d\u093f \u0928\u093e\u0939\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u0938\u093f\u0930\u094d\u092b \u0932\u093e\u0921\u0915\u0940 \u0926\u093f\u0916\u093e\u0908\u092f\u0947<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 :- \u092e\u0930\u0947\u0932\u0940!\u00a0\u092d\u0941\u0924\u0928\u093f \u0915\u094b \u0932\u0947\u0915\u0930 \u0906\u0913!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0917\u0947\u0938\u094d\u091f :- \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0915\u0947 \u092f\u0941\u0935\u093e\u0913\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u090f\u0915 \u0938\u0902\u0926\u0947\u0936!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u092c\u0926\u0932\u0928\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u0924\u094b \u0905\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0926\u0932 \u0921\u093e\u0932\u094b,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u201d<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u0908\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u091f\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u091a\u0947\u0928\u0932 \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u092c\u0926\u0932 \u092a\u093e\u0913\u0917\u0947<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>\u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0915\u0947 \u092f\u0941\u0935\u093e\u0913\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u090f\u0915 \u0938\u0902\u0926\u0947\u0936!<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u092c\u0926\u0932\u0928\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u0924\u094b \u0905\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u0926\u0932 \u0921\u093e\u0932\u094b,<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902\u0915\u093f \u201d<br \/>\n,<br \/>\n\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u0908\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e,<br \/>\n\u091f\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u091a\u0947\u0928\u0932 \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u092c\u0926\u0932 \u092a\u093e\u0913\u0917\u0947<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u092c \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092a\u0924\u093e \u091a\u0932\u093e \u0938\u093e\u0907\u0915\u094b\u0932\u0949\u091c\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u094d\u092a\u0947\u0932\u093f\u0902\u0917 C \u0938\u0947 \u092f\u093e S \u0938\u0947 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092c\u0932\u094d\u0915\u093f P \u0938\u0947 \u0936\u0941\u0930\u0942 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948,\u2026..<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u0915\u0938\u092e \u0938\u0947 \u0909\u0938\u0940 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0938\u0947 \u0905\u0902\u0917\u094d\u0930\u0947\u091c\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092d\u0930\u094b\u0938\u093e \u091f\u0942\u091f \u0938\u093e \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940<br \/>\n\u0924\u0942 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u092c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0939 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0928\u093e\u091a\u0924\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e&#8230;..<br \/>\n\u0928\u093e\u091a\u0924\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u0932\u095c\u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0902 \u0939\u0948 \u0964\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u0939\u092e \u0924\u094b &#8216;\u092d\u094b\u0932\u0947&#8217; \u0915\u0947 \u092d\u0915\u094d\u0924 \u0939\u0948 &#8216;\u092a\u0940&#8217; \u0915\u0947 \u0924\u093e\u0902\u0921\u0935 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948 \u0964\u0964<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0914\u0930 \u091c\u094d\u091e\u093e\u0928\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\">\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942: \u092a\u0902\u0921\u093f\u0924\u091c\u0940, \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u094b \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0909\u092a\u093e\u092f \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913\u0964<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\">\u092a\u0902\u0921\u093f\u0924: \u092c\u0921\u093c\u094b \u0938\u0947 \u0938\u0926\u093e \u0938\u0941\u0916\u0940 \u0930\u0939\u094b \u0915\u0947 \u0906\u0936\u0940\u0930\u094d\u0935\u093e\u0926 \u0932\u0947\u0928\u093e \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0964\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u090f\u0915 \u0917\u093e\u0901\u0935 \u0915\u0947 \u091b\u094b\u0930\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0924\u0932\u0940 \u0938\u0940 \u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0938\u0947 \u092b\u094d\u0930\u0947\u0921\u0936\u093f\u092a \u0939\u094b \u0917\u0908 !<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u092e\u0948\u0938\u0947\u091c \u092d\u0947\u091c\u093e:<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_81607\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-81607\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-81607\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/g6.jpg\" alt=\"jokes sabguru.com\" width=\"300\" height=\"261\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-81607\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">jokes sabguru.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u092e\u0941\u0901\u0921\u094b \u0925\u093e\u0930\u094b \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0916\u093c\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u094b\u0928\u0940 ,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0939\u0921\u0921\u0940 \u092a\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u0925\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0901\u0938 \u0915\u094b\u0928\u0940 \u0964<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u092a\u094d\u0930\u092a\u094b\u091c \u0925\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0908 \u0916\u093c\u093e\u0915 \u0915\u0930\u0942\u0902 \u0917\u0947\u0932\u0940,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">\u0925\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0924\u094b \u0935\u0948\u0932\u0928\u091f\u093e\u0908 \u0921\u0947 \u0924\u0915 \u091c\u0940\u0935\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u0906\u0938 \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u094b\u0928\u0940!&#8221;&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>\u0905\u0902\u0917\u0942\u0930\u0940 \u092d\u093e\u092d\u0940 \u2013 \u0938\u0941\u0928\u093f\u090f \u092d\u0930\u092d\u0942\u0924\u093f \u091c\u0940,<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u094d\u0921\u0942 \u0915\u0947 \u092d\u0948\u092f\u093e \u0928\u0947 \u0939\u092e\u0930\u093e \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u092e\u0947\u0902<br \/>\n\u0916\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0916\u0941\u0932\u0935\u093e \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u0935\u093f\u092d\u0942\u0924\u093f -\u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e \u092d\u093e\u092d\u0940 \u091c\u0940 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0938\u0940 \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u092e\u0947\u0902 ?<\/p>\n<p>\u0905\u0902\u0917\u0942\u0930\u0940 \u092d\u093e\u092d\u0940 \u2013 \u201c\u091a\u0921\u094d\u0921\u0940 \u092b\u0938\u0940\u201d\u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u092e\u0947\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u0935\u093f\u092d\u0942\u0924\u093f 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\u0930\u0942.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Girl : \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0939\u0902\u0917\u093e? <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">\u0910\u0938\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0916\u093e\u0938 \u0939\u0948?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">\u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 : \u092f\u0947 \u0932\u093e\u0908\u091f \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 AUTOMATIC \u092c\u0902\u0926 \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Girl : \u0913\u0939 \u092a\u0948\u0915 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0924\u094b<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>\u0932\u0921\u0915\u093e \u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940 \u092c\u0938 \u0938\u094d\u091f\u094b\u092a \u092a\u0930 \u0916\u0921\u0947 \u0925\u0947<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u093e \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e : \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u0940 \u0932\u093f\u092a\u0938\u094d\u091f\u093f\u0915 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0964<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940 : \u0925\u0948\u0902\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u0964<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u093e: \u092c\u093e\u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0902 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0964<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940 : \u0925\u0948\u0902\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u0964<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u093e: \u0928\u0947\u0915\u0932\u0947\u0938 \u092d\u0940 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0964<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0932\u0921\u0915\u0940: \u0925\u0948\u0902\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u092d\u0908\u092f\u093e \u0964, , , , , ,<\/p>\n<p>\u0932\u0921\u0915\u093e: \u0915\u092e\u093e\u0932 \u0939\u0948 \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092d\u0940 \u091a\u0941\u0921\u0948\u0932 \u0932\u0917 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b:<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942- 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