{"id":92530,"date":"2017-02-01T21:16:28","date_gmt":"2017-02-01T15:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=92530"},"modified":"2017-02-01T22:50:38","modified_gmt":"2017-02-01T17:20:38","slug":"teacher-student-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/teacher-student-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 \u0938\u094d\u091f\u0942\u0921\u0947\u0902\u091f \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_92533\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-92533\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-92533\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/s.jpg\" alt=\"teacher student jokes in hindi\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/s.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/s-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-92533\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">teacher student jokes in hindi<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b, \u0935\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b \u0915\u093f \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c, \u0938\u093f\u0917\u0930\u0947\u091f \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092a\u093f\u0913\u0917\u0947\u0964\u270a<\/p>\n<p>\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 : \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092a\u0940\u090f\u0902\u0917\u0947\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u093e \u092a\u0940\u091b\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0947!<br \/>\n\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 : \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0947!<br \/>\n\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 : \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u0935\u0924\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u091c\u093e\u0928 \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0917\u0947!<br \/>\n\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 : \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947, \u0910\u0938\u0940 \u091c\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e..<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930\u0903<br \/>\n\u0927\u094b\u092c\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u0942\u0924\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0928\u093e \u0918\u0930 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e \u0918\u093e\u091f \u0915\u093e..<br \/>\n\u0910\u0938\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0910\u0915 \u0914\u0930 \u0938\u0947\u0902\u091f\u0947\u0902\u0938 \u092c\u0928\u093e\u0913.<\/p>\n<p>\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 \u2013 \u0938\u093e\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e \u092e\u093f\u0930\u094d\u091c\u093e \u0915\u093e \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e \u0928\u093e \u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093e \u092a\u093e\u0915\u093f\u0938\u094d\u0924\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u093e :<br \/>\n\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936 :<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>\u0938\u0902\u0938\u094d\u0915\u0943\u0924 \u0915\u0940 \u0915\u094d\u0932\u093e\u0938 \u092e\u0947 \u0917\u0941\u0930\u0942\u091c\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e = \u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 \u0907\u0938 \u0936\u094d\u0932\u094b\u0915 \u0915\u093e \u0905\u0930\u094d\u0925 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913.<br \/>\n\u201c\u0915\u0930\u094d\u092e\u0923\u094d\u092f\u0947\u0935\u093e\u0927\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0930\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u092e\u093e \u092b\u0932\u0947\u0937\u0941 \u0915\u0926\u093e\u091a\u0928\u201d.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 = \u0930\u093e\u0927\u093f\u0915\u093e \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0926 \u0930\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u092e\u0947 \u092b\u0932 \u092c\u0947\u091a\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u093e\u092e \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0917\u0941\u0930\u0942\u091c\u0940 = \u092e\u0942\u0930\u094d\u0916, \u092f\u0947 \u0905\u0930\u094d\u0925 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948. \u091a\u0932 \u0907\u0938\u0915\u093e \u0905\u0930\u094d\u0925 \u092c\u0924\u093e:-<br \/>\n\u201c\u092c\u0939\u0941\u0928\u093f \u092e\u0947 \u0935\u094d\u092f\u0924\u0940\u0924\u093e\u0928\u093f, \u091c\u0928\u094d\u092e\u093e\u0928\u093f \u0924\u0935 \u091a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u091c\u0941\u0928.\u201d<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 = \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092c\u0939\u0942 \u0915\u0947 \u0915\u0908 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 \u092a\u0948\u0926\u093e \u0939\u094b \u091a\u0941\u0915\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u0938\u092d\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u091c\u0928\u094d\u092e \u091a\u093e\u0930 \u091c\u0942\u0928 \u0915\u094b \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u0939\u0948.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0917\u0941\u0930\u0942\u091c\u0940 \u0917\u0941\u0938\u094d\u0938\u093e \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u0947 \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092a\u0941\u091b\u093e :-<br \/>\n\u201c\u0924\u092e\u0938\u094b \u092e\u093e \u091c\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0924\u093f\u0930\u094d\u0917\u092e\u092f\u201d<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0941= \u0924\u0941\u092e \u0938\u094b \u091c\u093e\u0913 \u092e\u093e\u0901 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0924\u093f \u0938\u0947 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u091c\u093e\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0901.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0917\u0941\u0930\u0942\u091c\u0940 = \u0905\u0930\u0947 \u0917\u0927\u0947, \u0938\u0902\u0938\u094d\u0915\u0943\u0924 \u092a\u0922\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f \u0918\u093e\u0938 \u091a\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948. \u0905\u092c \u0907\u0938\u0915\u093e \u0905\u0930\u094d\u0925 \u092c\u0924\u093e:-<br \/>\n\u201c\u0926\u0915\u094d\u0937\u093f\u0923\u0947 \u0932\u0915\u094d\u0937\u094d\u092e\u0923\u094b\u092f\u0938\u094d\u092f \u0935\u093e\u092e\u0947 \u0924\u0942 \u091c\u0928\u0915\u093e\u0924\u094d\u092e\u091c\u093e.\u201d<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 = \u0926\u0915\u094d\u0937\u093f\u0923 \u092e\u0947 \u0916\u0921\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0915\u0930 \u0932\u0915\u094d\u0937\u094d\u092e\u0923 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e \u091c\u0928\u0915 \u0906\u091c\u0915\u0932 \u0924\u094b \u0924\u0942 \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092e\u091c\u0947 \u092e\u0947 \u0939\u0948.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0917\u0941\u0930\u0942\u091c\u0940 = \u0905\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0917\u0932, \u0924\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0967 \u092d\u0940 \u0936\u094d\u0932\u094b\u0915 \u0915\u093e \u0905\u0930\u094d\u0925 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0932\u0942\u092e \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e ?<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 = \u092e\u093e\u0932\u0942\u092e \u0939\u0948 \u0928\u093e.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0917\u0942\u0930\u0942\u091c\u0940 = \u0924\u094b \u0906\u0916\u0930\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 \u0907\u0938 \u0936\u094d\u0932\u094b\u0915 \u0915\u093e \u0938\u0939\u0940 \u0938\u0939\u0940 \u0905\u0930\u094d\u0925 \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0928\u093e.-<br \/>\n\u0939\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0930\u094d\u0925 \u0924\u094d\u0935\u092f\u093e \u091a\u093e\u092a\u093f \u092e\u092e \u091a\u093e\u092a\u093f\u2026\u2026.!<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0905\u0930\u094d\u0925 \u0939\u0948 \u091c\u0932\u094d\u0926\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u0924\u093e.<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 = \u092e\u0939\u093e\u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924 \u0915\u0947 \u092f\u0941\u0926\u094d\u0927 \u092e\u0947 \u0936\u094d\u0930\u0940\u0915\u0943\u0937\u094d\u0923 \u092d\u0917\u0935\u093e\u0928 \u0905\u0930\u094d\u091c\u0941\u0928 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0915\u093f\u2026\u2026..<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0917\u0941\u0930\u0942\u091c\u0940 \u0909\u0924\u094d\u0938\u093e\u0939\u093f\u0924 \u0939\u094b\u0915\u0930 \u092c\u0940\u091a \u092e\u0947 \u0939\u0940<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u0915\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902 = \u0939\u093e\u0901, \u0936\u093e\u092c\u093e\u0938, \u092c\u0924\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0939\u093e \u0936\u094d\u0930\u0940\u0915\u0943\u0937\u094d\u0923 \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u0930\u094d\u091c\u0941\u0928 \u0938\u0947\u2026\u2026..?<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 =<br \/>\n\u092d\u0917\u0935\u093e\u0928 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0947 = \u0905\u0930\u094d\u091c\u0941\u0928 \u0924\u0942 \u092d\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u092f \u092a\u0940 \u0932\u0947, \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u092d\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u092f \u092a\u0940 \u0932\u0947\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901. \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092f\u0941\u0926\u094d\u0927 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947.<br \/>\n\u0917\u0941\u0930\u0942\u091c\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u094b, \u0935\u093e\u0926\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b \u0915\u093f \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u0936\u0930\u093e\u092c, \u0938\u093f\u0917\u0930\u0947\u091f \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092a\u093f\u0913\u0917\u0947\u0964\u270a \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 : \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u092a\u0940\u090f\u0902\u0917\u0947\u0964 \u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u093e \u092a\u0940\u091b\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0947! \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 : \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947\u0964 \u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093f\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u094b\u0917\u0947! \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 : \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947\u0964 \u091f\u0940\u091a\u0930 : \u0935\u0924\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u091c\u093e\u0928 \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u094b\u0917\u0947! \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 : \u0926\u0947 \u0926\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947, \u0910\u0938\u0940 \u091c\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u092d\u0940 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