{"id":93655,"date":"2017-12-12T15:10:18","date_gmt":"2017-12-12T09:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=93655"},"modified":"2017-12-12T14:51:29","modified_gmt":"2017-12-12T09:21:29","slug":"funny-jokes-all-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/funny-jokes-all-around\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0939\u0902\u0938\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0917\u0941\u0926\u0917\u0941\u0926\u093e \u091c\u093e\u092f\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947"},"content":{"rendered":"
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funny jokes all around<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Group admin: Hi guys, I am adding Radha to the group. Radha is new to town as well.<\/p>\n

Admin added +91 9xxxxxx83 to group.<\/p>\n

Radha: Hi all….<\/p>\n

Member # 1: Hiiiii….<\/p>\n

Member # 2: Hi Radha… How are you?<\/p>\n

Radha: I am fine.<\/p>\n

Member # 3: Hey Radha… Let me know if you need any help, OK.<\/p>\n

Radha: Definitely I shall let you know.<\/p>\n

Member # 4: Hi Radha, I would like to meet you one day.<\/p>\n

Radha: I am honored. Sure dear we shall meet some day over coffee.<\/p>\n

Member # 5: what’s your full name Radha?<\/p>\n

Radha: Radhakrishnan Uplandakandathil Nair.<\/p>\n

After 5 mins…<\/p>\n

Radha: Guys, I am fortunate to be in your group. Nice to meet you all.<\/p>\n

No response…….
\n————<\/p>\n

In case of an emergency, speak only in English.
\nNever say prayers in any other language.
\nYou never know what kind of translation problem u can run into.
\nAn Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.
\nBeing religious, he kept repeating – Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.
\nWhen the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics:
\n‘Why didn’t you take him straight to the hospital?’
\nThey replied,
\n“Because he kept saying, ‘Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Group admin: Hi guys, I am adding Radha to the group. Radha is new to town as well. Admin added +91 9xxxxxx83 to group. Radha: Hi all…. Member # 1: Hiiiii…. Member # 2: Hi Radha… How are you? Radha: I am fine. Member # 3: Hey Radha… Let me know if you need any […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":93657,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4919],"tags":[71901,59177,71352],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93655"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93655"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":171475,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93655\/revisions\/171475"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/93657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}