{"id":93921,"date":"2017-12-12T14:55:47","date_gmt":"2017-12-12T09:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/?p=93921"},"modified":"2017-12-12T14:54:24","modified_gmt":"2017-12-12T09:24:24","slug":"alia-bhatt-funny-jokes-in-hindi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/news\/alia-bhatt-funny-jokes-in-hindi\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0906\u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u092d\u091f\u094d\u091f \u092b\u0928\u0940 \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 || \u091c\u092c \u0916\u0930\u0940\u0926\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u0924\u092d\u0940 check \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0928\u093e"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_93924\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-93924\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-93924\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/alia-bhja-1.jpg\" alt=\"alia bhatt funny jokes in hindi\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/alia-bhja-1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.sabguru.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/alia-bhja-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-93924\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">alia bhatt funny jokes in hindi<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u0906\u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u092d\u091f\u094d\u091f \u090f\u0915 \u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0917\u092f\u0940..<br \/>\n\u0906\u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e : 2 BHK \u0915\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092d\u093e\u0935 \u0939\u0948 ?<br \/>\n\u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930: \u092f\u0947 \u0930\u0947\u0921\u0940\u092e\u0947\u0921 \u0915\u092a\u095c\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u0939\u0948..<br \/>\n\u0906\u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e : \u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0924\u094b \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u201cFlat 70% Off\u201d..\u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928\u0926\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u094b\u092e\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0948\u0964<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>GST \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948?<br \/>\n\u0906\u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u092d\u091f\u094d\u091f: \u201cGoodnight Sweetdreams Takecare\u201d<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>\u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940 : There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.<br \/>\nAlia : \u0905\u092c \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u092b\u093e\u092f\u0926\u093e ? 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